February 2012
5 posts
Mmmmmm
That mixed grill, two pints of Broadside, Irish Coffee and this wine almost make up for not being out on a Friday night. Almost.
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January 2012
21 posts
Watchjaymonstar:
most people don’t see past the music and song to truly see the passion that exudes from him. its that minute detail that determines a great musician; not by how good the song is played but by the swaying in his body that you can tell that he is truly feeling the moment and the song. you can tell just by his posture and his technicality that he’s worked pretty damn hard to get...
psychotherapy:
““I have an idea that some men are born out of their due place. Accident has cast them amid certain surroundings, but they have always a nostalgia for a home they know not. They are strangers in their birthplace, and the leafy lanes they have known from childhood or the populous streets in which they have played, remain but a place of passage. They may spend their whole lives...
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Whether it is interpreting a physicians...
nurse-on-duty:
The patient has no previous history of suicides
Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for...
I accidentally gave up smoking
True story. I’ve had one cigarette in the last month or so and I didn’t enjoy it.
Things I learnt at University today:
Chlamydia can lead to infidelity.
IVF can help people who have trouble with contraception.
My fellow nursing students are ace.
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Eight things
1. Had my photo taken with the first person who climbed Mt. Everest.
2. Had a kidney removed.
3. Dated someone with three kidneys.
4. Watched two oceans break over each other.
5. Been delayed on a flight due to a volcano erupting.
6. Watched your partner’s siblings eat fish eyes.
7. Eaten Christmas dinner which was cooked in a pit six feet underground.
8. Won a competition in a bar...
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December 2011
10 posts
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British haiku
rilliebear:
Paulos the greek man
Is in fact not greek at all
Crumpets with your tea?
Rillie the Canuck
Writes haikus for Tumblbums
I’d prefer boobies.
Christmas with the family
Mum: I think your sister is hanging out with the the wrong crowd. Just like you are.
Me: I'm not hanging out with the wrong crowd, Mum. I am the wrong crowd.
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Just gone midnight here in the UK. Merry Christmas Tumblbums!
Quotes from the Ward
I’d forget my tits if they weren’t in my bra.
~ fellow student nurse
My mouth’s dryer than a Nagasaki wrestler’s jockstrap.
~ patient describing the effects of radiotherapy
I’m so hungry I could eat the scab off a donkey’s arse.
~ fellow student nurse
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Catching up on Tumblr with the Flipboard app is a rather pleasant experience. My ManFlu™, however, is not. I am being a trooper though.
November 2011
7 posts
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Cee-Lo Green ~ Fuck You.
Can’t get this out...
Second chances
Just moved back in with Father Wife. We’re going to try and make our marriage work. Thought y’all should know.
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Tales from the hospital
A woman sitting at home watching telly notices that she has a lump in her throat. She tries to ignore it but after rubbing it for a while decides to get herself to the emergency clinic for a check-up. She has to wait two-and-a-half hours to see a doctor. When she finally sees him she anxiously explains that she has found a lump in her throat and, being a nurse, is concerned that it could be a...
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Explaining skills
Extract from a book on clinical skills.
These skills can be used to explain a common condition, to explain an investigation, or to explain a procedure or treatment. They can also be used in your private life, although it may be unwise to draw a diagram or hand out a leaflet.
October 2011
16 posts
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Placement One, Day One
Started my first placement on a ward at a local hospital today. Really enjoyed it and looking forward to getting back there tomorrow. After 20+ years of working in finance I feel like I’m now doing the right thing at the right time.
My parents are very supportive
Me: I'll just get my coat on.
Dad: Is that one of mine that Mum gave you?
Me: No! This is the one I got in Miami 20 years ago.
Mum: It looks like it could do with a clean and a bit of tailoring.
Me: It's fine, Ma! It covers my nursing uniform so I comply with the hospital's policies.
Mum: You're not actually going to wear that to the hospital are you?
Me: Of course I am. I'm just not going to wear it when I'm inside the hospital.
Dad: Well that's good, otherwise they'd be taking you straight to the Hobo Ward.
Things you don't want to hear in hospital
You have acute angina. And nice tits too.
(Just heard on Mock the Week).
