Paulos the Greek

My parents are very supportive

• Me: I'll just get my coat on.
• Dad: Is that one of mine that Mum gave you?
• Me: No! This is the one I got in Miami 20 years ago.
• Mum: It looks like it could do with a clean and a bit of tailoring.
• Me: It's fine, Ma! It covers my nursing uniform so I comply with the hospital's policies.
• Mum: You're not actually going to wear that to the hospital are you?
• Me: Of course I am. I'm just not going to wear it when I'm inside the hospital.
• Dad: Well that's good, otherwise they'd be taking you straight to the Hobo Ward.