Paulos the Greek

ITEM THE THIRD

Now the time has come to refine your practical talents. We give you something we never give lightly. Contained within is our sacred implement of the arts and the means to produce something wonderful. Though it may look as though it was purchased in a shop for children, this is merely a ruse. Completion of this task will guarantee you ascension. Good luck.

Tears of joyful LuLz are dripping down my cheek. I have been moved deep within my bowels by the thoughtfulness and generosity of my Secret Santa. I shall treasure my gifts and the inspiration they bring for all eternity!